The Apes Of Hazzard, Episode 6.

Tonight, on The Apes Of Hazzard!  Them Duke boys escape from the Forbidden Zone, only to be captured by Dr. Zaius!  Cornelius and Zira must convince Dr. Zaius not to dissect the Duke's brains in order to study the mind of Homo Redneckus (as the Apes like to call them).   While in the present, Uncle Jesse and Cooter are successful in rescuing Daisy from the SHADO base on the Moon, but the spaceship they borrowed crash lands in a remote European town known only as...The Village!  

The Apes Of Hazzard, Episode 5.

Tonight, on the Apes Of Hazzard!  Deep in the Forbidden Zone, the Duke Boys discover the horribly mutated descendent of J.D. Hogg.  Part man.  Part hog. All GROSS!  Get ready to meet Hogg Boss!  And he don't like them Duke Boys either!  While in the present, Uncle Jesse and Cooter try to fight their way into the SHADO base on the Moon.  Unfortunately, dynamite-tipped arrows don't work if you ain't got gravity OR air!

The Apes Of Hazzard, Episode 4.

Tonight, on the Apes Of Hazzard!  Uncle Jesse learns that Daisy has been sent to the SHADO base on the Moon, so he contacts his old friend Harry Broderick (Special Guest Star: ANDY GRIFFITH!), owner of Salvage-1, to help him mount a rescue mission.  Using Harry's spaceship, The Vulture, Uncle Jesse, Enos, and Cooter blast off for adventure.  While in the future, Bo and Luke venture deep into the Forbidden Zone, where they discover even MORE hot babes who are unable to talk.  But they CAN kiss, so them Duke Boys are still having a pretty good time!

The Apes Of Hazzard, Episode 3.

Tonight, on The Apes Of Hazzard!  Uncle Jesse and Cooter attempt to build a time machine powered by moonshine, so's they can travel into the future and rescue them Duke Boys.  Meanwhile, Daisy uses her natural charm (and by that I mean her butt, boobs and legs) to infiltrate the secret SHADO base.  Instead of finding answers, all she gets is a one-way ticket to the Moon (where she will have to wear a purple wig!).   While in the future, Bo and Luke encounter the Chimpanzee scientists Cornelius and Zira, who point them towards a place where they might find answers....THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!!! 

The Apes Of Hazzard, Episode 2.

Tonight, on the Apes Of Hazzard!  Bo and Luke must evade the hunting parties of General Urko while attempting to find some good natural ramps to jump the General off of.  Just because they're trapped in a future ruled by Apes don't mean there ain't no time for some ramp-jumpin'!  Meanwhile, in the present, Boss Hogg makes plans to turn Hazzard County into an evil redneck den of sin...and there's nobody around to stop him!  And back in the future, the Dukes discover that human women are not only still HOT, but they can't TALK!  Hmmmm, them Duke Boys are starting to think the future ain't too bad after all!

The Apes Of Hazzard, Episode 1.

Tonight, on The Apes Of Hazzard!  While being chased by Rosco and Boss Hogg, the Duke Boys take a short cut through a patch of land owned by the Secret Government Agency know only as...S.H.A.D.O.  They accidently ramp-jump the General Lee through a mysterious magnetic field and find themselves transported...THREE THOUSAND YEARS into the FUTURE!  In the future, there is no Hazzard County, no moonshine to run, and no hot cousins in tight shorts.  But there is law.  APE LAW.  And the Apes don't like the Duke Boys.  Will Bo and Luke ever return to their own time?  Will Charlton Heston show up to help them outwit Dr. Zeus and General Urko?  And who will protect Hazzard County with the Duke Boys MIA?  Tune in and find out!!!